Hangman

  She was a sexy lady, Monica my temporary secretary, assertive, self confident and indeed rather sexy.  

‘I’m coming with you on your next business trip,’ she announced after she’d been there about a fortnight.

‘What?’ I was a bit taken aback.  It wasn’t a request, it was an announcement.  ‘I don’t think I could justify the expense.’  I mean the idea of having Monica with me was attractive, she was as I have said rather sexy, but I was neither assertive nor self confident.  The boss wouldn’t allow such a luxury, and I was afraid to ask her.

‘And remember, I’m the boss here.  You address me as “Sir”.’

I had problems being assertive, and this was a way I had hit upon to assert my authority. 

‘No problem Sir.  I’ve cleared it with Hermione Sir…Hermione was the big boss, ‘she thinks it would help for you to have someone capable to assist Sir.’

Somehow the ‘Sir’ wasn’t asserting any authority.

The implication was clear.  Hermione didn’t think I was capable.

Monica took over the meeting with the client.  It was concluded successfully.

‘Thank you Monica,’ I said over dinner back at the hotel, ‘you were a great support.’

‘You, on the other hand,’ she replied, ‘were no support at all.’

Somewhere along the way the “Sir’ had been dropped.  I didn’t remind her.  It didn’t seem to work.

‘Oh… I thought…’

‘I’m sure you did.  We had better discuss how it went.  Drinks.  My room.  After dinner.’\

‘Well, I’m not sure…’

‘Hermione suggested it.  When I phoned her with my report.’

It suddenly occurred to me in a flash.  Monica had been assigned to me by Hermione to check up on me.  I had better do as I was told.

Monica had the wine ready in her room.  Some sort of red wine.  I don’t know much about wine and I don’t particularly like red.

Monica checked the label, drew the cork and poured two glasses.

‘I do so like a good claret,’ she said.

I took a sip, ‘Oh yes.  A very fine claret.’

‘It’s a Burgundy,’ she replied.

‘Oh… er… Burgundy,’ of course.

I was feeling a bit woozy by the time we finished the bottle.

‘The problem…’ Monica pit down the glass,’is that you are too cautious.  You won’t take risks.  You won’t make decisions…’

‘Well, I… I… think I do…’

‘I’ll give you an example.  Do you bet?’

‘Of course not…’

‘There you are then,  you wont take risks…’

‘Well, I mean, of course, I do bet… sometimes… when I feel in the mood.’

‘Are you in the mood now?’

‘I mean… I don’t know…’

‘There you are then.  The difference between you and me.  I’m willing to take a risk.  I’ll take a risk.  Let’s play hangman.’

‘Hangman?’

‘You know, the game where you have to guess letter is a word and you guess letter by…’

‘Yes, I know how to play hangman.’

‘I’ll go first.  You think of a word.  I’ll try to guess it.’

‘Yes… but…’

‘But what?’

‘It’s not very risky is it.  You said you would take risks.’

‘I’m going to take a risk.  This is strip hangman.’

‘What!’

‘For every wrong guess I take off an item of clothing.’

‘What!’

‘There’s a risk.  That shows how I take risks and you don’t.’

‘Well… if you’re sure,’ oh my gosh!  I was playing a stripping game with a sexy lady.  I had to think of a word to beat her. There’s one word which beats everyone because it’s got no vowels.  It’s ‘syzygy’.  I don’t know what it means, but it beats everyone.

‘Yes.  Right.  Here’s my word.’  

And I wrote our ‘- - - - - -‘

‘And to make it more interesting we’ll have the no vowels rule.’

‘No vowels?’

‘Yes.  I can’t guess vowels.  See. I’m willing to take the risk.’

‘Yes… right… good.  What’s your first guess.’

‘I guess ‘y’…’

‘But… that’s a vowel…’

‘I think you’ll find the vowels are a,e,i,o and u.’

‘Well… yes… I suppose,’. I filled in the y’s. ‘-y-y-y’

‘Syzygy,’ she said, ‘the straight line configuration of three celestial bodies. People always choose it in hangman.’

‘Oh… right…’

‘Your turn…’

‘My turn?’  

Don’t say I was going yo have to guess her word.

‘Hermione said you’d back out.  Too scared to take a risk.’

I could see everything now.  Hermione was testing me, and if I failed I’d be out on my ear.

‘Of course not.  I’m not too scared,’ I was frantically counting how many items of clothing I had on.  Shoes, socks, shirt, vest, trousers and my lucky… well my lucky item of underwear  Eight in all.  Surely that should be enough.

‘Good,’ Monica wrote on the piece of paper ‘- - -‘.

Just three letters.  Should be easy,

‘E’ I said.

‘No vowels remember…’

‘Oh yes..’

‘Shoe off… you’ve had a guess.  Unless you’d like to start with your trousers of course…’

‘No…’ `I removed a shoe.

‘Er… S…’ that was a common letter.

‘No… other shoe…’

‘H’

‘No’

‘C’

‘No’

‘D’

‘No…

‘F’

‘No…’

Think, think… I was down to my trousers and my lucky piece of underwear.  Why had I put those on?  Well they brought me luck.. . Up to now that was.  I’d just been saying letters at random.  Why hadn’t I chosen a three letter word.  It was really difficult.  What three letter word could she have chosen?

You!, it had to be you.  Only one consonant that was a sort of vowel.

‘Y… it’s not a vowel…’

‘Yes…” my heart leapt, ‘I mean yes it’s not a vowel, but no it’s not Y.’

‘But…’

‘Come on.  Get your pants off.  Let’s see your sexy legs.’  She stood there exasperated, ‘Hermione said you’d back out.’

Oh no.  She was going to see me in my lucky panties.  Pink silk girly panties.  I wore them for luck, not because they had been Tessa’s knickers  Tessa, my previous secretary, who had had to leave under a cloud leaving her knickers behind.

‘No… of course not.’

‘We’ll go on then..’

‘But…’

‘Go on.  I’l  be reporting back to Hermione.’

I didn’t have any choice.

‘Please don’t watch.’

She grinned and turned away as I took off my trousers and stood there in my lucky panties.

‘Oooh! Nice pair of panties,’ she grinned, ‘aren’t they the sort Tessa used to wear?’

‘No… they’re not Tessa’s.  I didn’t find them in Tessa’s drawer after she left.  I didn’t put them on because…  they’re my lucky panties that’s all.’

‘I believe you, thousands wouldn’t.  Moment of truth then.  One more guess.  I’ll give you a chance.  You can choose a vowel.’

‘E’ I gasped, it was the commonest letter.  It had to be E.

She shook her head.

‘Panties off,’ she said, ‘Hermione would expect it.’

‘But… but…’

‘I tell you what,’ she said, ‘we’ll give you a dog’s chance.’\

She picked up the paper and filled in ‘- O O’

Of course TOO.  It had to be TOO.

‘But of course this is the big risk for you, the sort of risk Hermione would expect you to take.  If you get it wrong you get a nude spanking.  Hermione would expect no less.’

It didn’t matter what Hermione expected, I jumped at the chance.

‘T’, I said, why hadn’t I chosen T before?  ‘it’s T!’

Hermione smiled and picked up the paper turning it over.  There in big capitals was written the word ‘ZOO’.

‘Panties off,’ she said, Hermione… ‘And remember.  I’m the boss now.  You will address me as “Miss”.”

‘But…  Please Miss.  I can’t Miss…’

‘You can and you will.  Hermione…’

‘But…’

‘Panties off!.  And this time I think I’ll watch.’

I didn’t have a choice.  Face burning with embarrassment, legs shaking, I slowly lowered my panties.  As my cock came into view she gave a low whistle.

‘Nice,’ she said, ‘I think she’s going to enjoy this.’

‘She… who… enjoy what?’ I stuttered nervously, my face burning and my legs shaking.

‘Oh, you’ll see.  Now let’s get you ready

‘Ready?

‘Yes, for the spanking.  You agreed to the spanking.  I’m sure Hermione would be disappointed if you backed out now.  Oh… and remember I’m the boss now.  You address me as “Miss’.’

‘Um.. well.  yes… I suppose…’.  She looked at me sternly with her hands on her hips.  ‘Yes Miss.  of course Miss.’

‘Bend over the bed.’

I did as I was told

‘Yes Miss.’

‘And stick your bottom out.’

‘Yes Miss.’ She had me completely nude, completely subservient, I was now completely obedient.

There was a sudden knock at the door.

‘Come in,’ shouted Monica.

‘But Miss… please Miss…’

The door opened and in walked Tessa.

************

When Tessa told me what had happened I knew I’d have to get revenge for her.  She deserved it.  She’d had to take her knickers off.  The elastic had snapped she explained.  She couldn’t walk round the office with the chance of her knickers falling down at any moment.  So she’d taken them off, all those insinuations that she liked walking round the office in a short skirt with no knickers on were lies.  

So she’d taken them off and put them in her drawer.  But when she came to get them and put them back on for her presentation to the board they’d gone.  She’d had to give her presentation knickerless, and she had forgotten to keep her legs together.  Tessa had explained it all to me.  She hadn’t deliberately sat on the table to show off her… well you know what I mean.

He had taken them.  He had caused Tessa’s humiliation… And he had to be punished.  

************

Tessa stared at me open mouthed.

Monica smiled at her, ‘Here,’ she said, ‘I’ve got the proof.  He was wearing them,’ and she held up the panties for Tessa to see.

‘Oh my gosh!’ Tessa still open mouthed, ‘so you did take them?’

‘Yes…’ I stammered, ‘I mean yes Miss  I’m sorry Miss.  I did take them Miss.’

‘How many?’ Monica looked at Tessa, ‘Twenty I think.  A suitable punishment for knickers stealing don’t you think?’

‘Twenty what?’ Tessa still looked puzzled.

‘Twenty spanks.  Here’s my slipper.  Ten on each cheek.  Just enough to get them glowing.’

Tessa grinned and took hold of the slipper.

‘I suppose you had a good sniff as well…’

*SLAP*

‘OW… No… no… honest…’

‘And a wank…’

*SLAP*

‘ Ow… No… well…’

*SLAP*

‘You did wank didn’t you?’

*SLAP*

‘Ow..ow..ow.. Yes Miss.  Yes I did Miss’

*SLAP*

‘Well, good for you.  A few more for good measure…’

She paused, raised the slipper and brought it down once more really hard.

*SLAP!!!*

‘Sorry Miss, sorry, sorry sorry…’

My bottom was glowing red and burning.

‘Please don’t tell Hermione about… about the… you know…’ I pleaded with Monica.

‘Wanking?’

‘Er… yes… please don’t tell Hermione Miss.’

‘Why should I tell Hermione?’

‘You said… Hermione asked you…’ my voice tailed off as realisation dawned.

‘You didn’t believe that Hermione nonsense did you?’ Monica roared with laughter, ‘All this was just a little revenge. You do realise that Tessa only had to take her knickers off because the elastic snapped don’t you?’

‘But Miss, there wasn’t anything wrong with the elastic.’

Monica’s eyes opened wide.

‘Tessa!’

‘Yes Miss,’ said Tessa defiantly, ‘I just wanted to give them a show in the boardroom Miss.’

‘Oh dear… I think perhaps our little naked friend with the red bottom deserves a little consolation prize, don’t you?  Give him a show then Tessa.’

‘Yes Miss,’ Tessa took off her blouse to reveal her prodigious bosoms.

‘Get up,’ she ordered me.

‘Yes Miss.’

I stood up.

‘I meant get your cock up.’

She didn’t have to ask.  The sight of Tessa’s bosoms had done the trick.

‘Yes Miss.’

‘Tessa, you know what to do.’

‘Yes Miss,’ said Tessa abashed taking hold of my cock, ‘I think he’ll enjoy a nice wank…’

Bare Bummed Robbery

Joe was driving along the open road on his way to a meeting. All was well with the world, and all looked even better when he saw the two girls standing there hitching a lift.   Two girls in short shorts, bare midriffs and cropped tops!  What better companions for the long drive to his appointment.  He stopped to pick them up.

“Hi, thanks”, said the first girl, a rather shapely blonde with a big bust and long legs, in a broad Australian accent, “I’m Kylie, and this is Toni”

“With an ‘I’”, said the other girl, dark but apparently otherwise indistinguishable from the first.

“Where are you going?” asked Joe

“Anywhere you are”, said Kylie, Joe smiled to himself, this was going to be a fun trip.  

They drove on for a few miles where Toni suddenly announced.

“I need a pee”, Joe was a bit taken aback by such directness, but he just nodded and said, “we can stop at the next town, it’s only a few miles”

“I need a pee now”, said Toni, and she pointed to a sign that announced ‘Beacon Hill Wood Picnic Area’, we can stop there, they’re sure to have some rest rooms”

Joe smiled at the strange American euphemism, “OK”, he said, and pulled in to the car park.  It was a nice day and there were two or three families sitting round at picnic tables.   

“Oh no”, said Toni, “there’s no rest rooms.

“Never mind”, said Kylie, “we can just nip into the wood and have a pee there”, and Toni nodded in agreement.  Joe nodded as well and stood where he was.

“Well aren’t you coming with us?” said Tracy.

Joe shrugged his shoulders.  Well he might as well have a stroll with them, and then they could go off and hide.  But he wasn’t prepared for what happened next.  He had been expecting the girls to go off and hide behind a bush, but when they were four hundred yards into the wood,  Toni stopped and said, “Here should be OK”, and the two girls pulled down their shorts and knickers, squatted down beside the path and started to pee.  Joe didn’t know where to look.  He put his hands over his eyes and turned away.  It was a bit of a shock.

“Oh dear”, said Tracy, “Have we embarrassed you.  You’ve not seen a girl peeing before?”

“Er… no” said Joe

The girls laughed as they pulled up their panties and shorts.

“You don’t want a pee?” asked Carrie

“Well yes”, said Joe, he was dying for one, but he was wanting to go somewhere and hide.  But now it seemed a bit prudish after the girls had peed in front of him.

“Go on then”, said Tracy, “we won’t be embarrassed.

Joe turned his back on the girls, pulled out his cock and tried to pee with the girls watching.  Of course he couldn’t, not with girls watching.

Eventually he gave up and put his cock away.

“Come on”, said Toni, “let’s walk a bit further”, and she set off into the woods.  It was a hot summer’s day and when they came to a clearing she said.

“Look, there’s a little lake over there, let’s go skinny dipping, last one in is a wuss, and she started pulling off her clothes and running towards the water.

She turned back

“Aren’t you coming in”, she said to Joe

Joe thought for a minute, skinny dipping with two girls.  It seemed so daring, so naughty.  Yes! He would do it.

“Right, yes”, he said

“Well come on then, get you things off.  Now!”

Joe did as he was told, ripped his clothes off and waded into the water.  It was cold and it turned out only to be about two feet deep... he turned round expectantly, excited by the idea of two naked girls joining him for a romp in the lake.  What met his eyes though was something quite different.  One was holding his clothes.  The other was holding a camera pointing at him. 

"Smile", she said, and Joe actually found himself inanely smiling as the camera clicked. 

Then he realised that something wasn't right. 

"What are you doing?” he asked. 

"We're stealing your things", said Kylie

"Why?” asked Joe inanely 

"Because we're thieves", replied Kylie, "it's quite simple really.  We lure some simple guy into the woods, get him to take his clothes off - they always do it - steal his things, and leave him naked.  He's not going to come after us stark naked.  I mean we would just accuse him of lewd behaviour and scream for help."

"And the beauty of it is", added Toni, "We just take his cash so he doesn't have to report the crime or anything.  And he's never going to report it voluntarily.  I mean stand up in court and explain how he was stripped naked - just too embarrassing". 

"And with his picture in the papers", said Kylie, waving the camera.  She smiled to herself.  It was a great scam.  Most of it was bluff, but once you'd got a guy naked you could do anything with him, he'd be so embarrassed.  

Joe realised they were right.  He could never tell anyone about this.  He cringed suddenly feeling very naked and vulnerable, trying to cover his penis with her hands.  

"But how do I get back", he burbled, close to tears with the humiliation.

"Oh, don't worry.  We'll leave your clothes in your car, with your things and the key in the ignition.  As soon as everyone has gone home you, be able to get them back.  I think most people will start packing up in about four hours.  That'll give us plenty of time to get away"

She turned round and beckoning m to follow her set off back to the car park. 

"do you think we should have told him we’d leave his clothes in the boot", said Toni 

"Oh, let him find out for himself", said Kylie "more fun that way"
    
Back at the lake Joe realised  They'd left him stark naked in the wood with his car in the car park at the picnic area.  He crept back to the car park under cover of the bushes and peered out at it from behind a tree.  There were still three groups of people sitting at the picnic tables.

He had only two options; waiting until everyone had gone home or walking across the crowded picnic area in the nude - completely in the nude - with everyone watching.  The idea was unthinkable - or was it?  If he tried running across, streaking as it were, somebody would chase after him; but this was England, inhabited by reticent English people, he had no doubt that if he just walked slowly and steadily, confidently even, through the picnic area to his car, people would be too reticent to do anything.  They would be too embarrassed to take any action.  They wouldn't be as embarrassed as him of course; he just had to make sure he didn't show it.  But could he summon up the nerve, and it would take some nerve, that was the question?  He realised with horror that he had no choice.  He had to get to his meeting.  He was going to have to do it.  He knew he couldn't stop to think about it, he had to do it there and then.  

So before he could change his mind he just stepped out into the open, with no clothes on, and started walking. 

 He heard a hush descend over the people, and knew all eyes would be fixed on him.  It was so embarrassing, so humiliating, to have been made to walk in the nude through a crowd, knowing that every eye was fixed on his naked body.  He had decided not to try and cover his naughty bits as being more natural, and it was important to be natural.  So he knew that most eyes would be fixed on his penis.  The urge to run was overwhelming, but he knew he couldn’t.  He just had to walk slowly and steadily, trembling from head to foot with embarrassment, blushing scarlet at the shame of it, but getting nearer and nearer to his car.   

A breeze blew over him and he felt it blow cold over his bare cock and balls.  It made him feel very, very nude.  The thought struck home 'I'm standing out here in the open with everybody looking at me completely in the nude!’  His legs were shaking so much with the humiliation of it he could hardly make them move.  Finally when he was ten yards away he couldn't stand the suspense any more and he ran for the car.  He couldn't see his clothes inside!  He fumbled at the car door handle and finally yanked it open.  He got in only to see that his running had broken the spell and people had started to move - coming for him.  

The key was in the ignition as the girls had promised.  He looked round; a group of people were advancing towards him.  There was nothing for it.  He quickly turned the key and with a lurch set off in the car.  He was so relieved to get away it was a few minutes before he realised he was driving along the road in his car on a busy road in the nude.  Where were his clothes?  The girls had said they would leave them in the car but there was no sign of them.  And what should he do now.  He was still driving to his meeting and he was in the nude.  Then girls had everything.  His clothes, his wallet, his money, his phone.  It wasn't so bad on the empty road, but there was a town coming up soon; what would he do then!  He might get stuck at traffic lights.  A loud bleep drew him out of his reverie.  He looked down at the dashboard.  His fuel warning light was flashing red - ten miles of fuel left!  He tried crawling along hoping to reach somewhere where he might get some help.  It was all in vain.  Even the fuel gauge conspired against him.  After three miles the car stuttered to a stop.  He was stranded, naked, miles from anywhere.  What choice did he have?  Try and walk somewhere to get help?  But in the nude?  And where?  In the end he decided he would just have to get it over with - try and wave down a passing motorist to get help.  With a gulp he realised that this meant standing at the side of the road in the nude.  He couldn't imagine how embarrassing it was going to be, but what else could he do?  

There was nothing else for it.  With trembling legs hr got out of the car and stood beside it waiting for the first vehicle to come along.  All he could think about was that he was standing in the road for everyone to see completely in the nude, waving at on-coming traffic.  He had little doubt that the first car would stop, and it did, tooting its horn as it did so.  Joe opened his eyes to see girls waving out the back of the vehicle.  He nearly collapsed with embarrassment.  

"Do you want a lift?” shouted the girls in the car. They were young, slightly tipsy, thought Joe, and dressed in funny short skirts and fancy dress.  Joe realised with some misgiving that they looked as if they were on their way to a hen party.  

"What are you doing", spluttered the girl in the passenger seat barely able to contain herself' standing in the middle of the road bare bollock naked waving your cock at the girls."

Joe explained as best he could, and the girls collapsed in hysterical laughter. 

"And what are you going to do now?"

"Well I thought if you took me into town, then I could get a taxi home and then I'd be able to go and reclaim my car."

"Where do you live?” Joe mentioned the town twenty miles away where he lived

“I know”, said the girl driver winding down the back window, “stick your bum out the window and we’ll take you back home”

“What?  Why?” said Joe, not quite knowing which question to ask first

“What”, answered the girl, “you stick you bare bum out the window and in return I’ll drive you home, and why - because it will be fun to drive through town with a bare arse sticking out the window.”

Joe weighed up the alternatives.  At least this would get him home, and he’d do anything to get himself home.  There was no alternative really.  He knelt on the back seat so that his bare bottom was visible through the open window.

“Stick it right out”, said the girl

Joe obeyed.  The girl looked round in satisfaction.  She was just coming into town and this was going to be fun. She honked her horn loudly.  She had to make sure everybody noticed after all.

Unfortunately it wasn’t long before a police car drew up in front of her.  She wound down her window and put on her most angelic smile.

“Anything wrong Officer?”

The policeman looked at her quizzically.

“There certainly is”, he said, “your passenger isn’t wearing a seat belt”.

Work Experience Day

 My Work Experience Day by Emma Whittle

My name is Emma Whittle.   I sit my A Level examinations at the end of this year.  I want to leave school after my exams and help the environment.  I am taking examinations in Human Biology, Environmental Studies History and Advanced Computer Studies. This is my assignment an account of my work experience day. 

We were given a list of people to choose a person to shadow for the day.  We had to contact them and explain why we were interested in their job.  I chose Mrs Mary Simpson who works as a medical receptionist because I like working with people.  I explained this to Mrs Simpson and she chose me to be her shadow.  I was told to meet her at The Clinic at 8.30 on Monday.

I dressed very carefully because this is a very responsible position and I did not want to look like a schoolgirl.  I wore my black skirt and white blouse, and a wore a little discreet makeup so as to look older and more professional.

When I arrived at the clinic I was told that Mrs Simpson had not arrived.  I spoke to Dr Makepeace who was very serious but looked very harassed. She said that the nurse had not turned up either and she did not know how she was going cope.

She said, ‘You’ll just have to help me.’

I said, ‘I have been told to do whatever you ask.’

She said ‘Good. Patients will be coming in for routine medical screening.  Give them one of these forms to complete, you may need to help them if they find the questions difficult.  Then show them to the changing room and tell them to get undressed and put on the gown they will find in there.  Is that clear?’

I said, ‘Yes.  I can do that.’

She said I would have to dress appropriately for my role and told me to change into the nurse’s uniform. 

The instructions did not seem difficult.  The first patient arrived at nine o’clock.  Unfortunately I was still changing into my uniform and I’d left the door open, but I don’t think he noticed.

I will not name him because medical confidentiality is important.  He was a pleasant young man, but seemed rather nervous.  I would have to put him at his ease.  I am good with people that way. I gave him the form.

It was a long form with a lot of medical questions.  I had read it thoroughly so that I could help a the doctor as instructed.  He looked puzzled over one question.  I asked if I could help.  He went red and said no.  But he was obviously confused about something so I asked him again.

He said rather nervously, ‘It is this question.’

I red the question.  It was:

Q23.  With how many partners of the opposite sex have you had sexual relations?

He said, ‘What does it mean by sexual relations nurse?’

As I was wearing the nurse’s uniform this was a natural mistake, but I felt my answer would carry more weight if I did not say anything about this and it was important that he had confidence in my answer.

It was strange that he did not know the meaning of sexual relations.  I knew the answer because our teacher Miss Robson covered this in Human Biology.

I said, ‘Sexual relations occur when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman and ejaculates.’  This was made clear to us in Human Biology by our teacher Miss Robson.  We had asked her if insertion of the penis was necessary and she had said yes.

He still looked confused so I thought I should make it clear.

I said, ‘For the purposes of the form you must only include occasions where you have inserted your penis into the vagina, anus or mouth of a woman and ejaculated.’  It was important for the form to have accuracy and this was the exact definition given to us by Miss Robson.

He went very red.  Men are sometimes very embarrassed about talking about such things so I felt it necessary to be professional

I said, ‘There is no need to be embarrassed.  This is important medical information.  Just complete the form accurately.’

He said, ‘Thank you Miss.’

I said, ‘I am happy to help.  When you have completed the form, go to changing room one, remove your clothes and put on the gown you will find there.

He said, ‘Yes Miss, Thank you Miss.’

I explained to him that he would need to undress for the examination which included intimate investigations.

He said, ‘What is intimate Miss?’

I knew the answer to this from out Human Biology lessons.

I said, ‘Intimate encompasses the genitalia, anus and other intimate parts of the anatomy.’

He said, ‘Thank you Miss.’

I said, ‘By signing the form you consent explicitly to this.’

He looked confused.

He said, ‘Lady doctors make me nervous Miss.’

I said, ‘Do I make you nervous?’

He said, ‘No Miss.’

I said, ‘In that case if you require my assistance with anything do not hesitate to ask for me.’

He said, ‘Thank you Miss.’

He went to the changing room and I read through his form.  He had answered zero to the question on sexual relations.  He had answered ‘More than 10 times a week’ to the question on masturbation.  He had not asked me questions about that although I could have explained as Miss Robson has explained male masturbation techniques to us in Human Biology.

After five minutes Dr Makepeace rang me from her surgery to ask where the patient was.  I explained that he was getting changed.  She instructed me to tell him to hurry up as she hadn’t got all day.

I went straight to changing room one.  In order to be professional I knocked and looked in.  He was standing with no clothes on looking at the gown.  Miss Robson has explained male anatomy to us and shown us pictures of men with no clothes on and I was interested to see the male anatomy in real life.  

I said, ‘Dr Makepeace is waiting, can I be of assistance?’  He was looking embarrassed so I thought this was very professional.

I said, ‘Do not be embarrassed.  I have seen male anatomy before,’ this was true, although only in pictures

He said, ‘Sorry Miss.  I can’t work out how to put this on Miss.’

I said, ‘Do not worry I will assist you,’ and I helped him put it on.  Dr Makepeace told me later that it should tie at the back, not the front so that the male anatomy is not exposed, but I did not know this.

I took him through to Dr Makepeace and she explained that he needed his height and weight checking.  She showed me through to the room and asked me if I could do it for her as she had paperwork to complete.   I am very accurate in my science lessons so I said it would be no problem.

She brought the patient through and left.

He said, ‘Do I step on the scales here Miss?’

I thought about this  Miss Robson says that accuracy is important in scientific measurement and I needed to be professional.  

I said, ‘You will need to remove the gown for accuracy.  You need not be embarrassed I have seen male anatomy before,’ this was true although only pictures.  I must admit that my decision may have been influenced by my interest in a further inspection of male anatomy.  This was an important opportunity as Miss Robson had not been able to obtain a live male subject for examination in Human Biology. Although of course the class had seen a live female subject.

He said ‘Yes Miss,’ and removed the gown and stood on the scales with no clothes on.

I had the opportunity to closely inspect his male anatomy and will be able to describe it in our next Human Biology lesson.  Dr Makepeace came in and said I needed to take ‘photographs of record’ for the files.  She showed me how to use the camera.  I took full frontal, full rear, side on with the patient standing legs slightly apart and arms out to the sides and close up of male anatomy.  These are so that changes over the years can be observed.  

Dr Makepeace then took the patient through for examination and I returned to the reception desk to maintain photographs for use in Human Biology.  I would have to obtain the patient’s permission for this.

Dr Makepeace rang and said she required a chaperone.  I asked where I could find one but she explained that she needed someone to observe the intimate examinations.  I asked what was meant by intimate examinations and she explained.

I said, ‘Where do I find someone to do that?’

She said, ‘You will have to do it.’

I said, ‘Does the patient not object to me watching?’

She said, ‘The patient has asked for you to do it.’

I had to think about this.  It had been very interesting and informative for my Human Biology Lessons for me to inspect the male anatomy, but I was not sure that it was appropriate for me to observe these.

Dr Makepeace said, ‘It’s a direct patient request.  Just get on with it.’  Dr Makepeace is easily harassed.

So I went to observe, and I’m glad I did because it was most instructive. However I feel I was able to act professionally and not show too much interest in the male anatomy.

The patient was standing completely naked in the middle of the room.  His penis was erect.  Miss Robson has explained to us in Human Biology that the penis will go erect during sexual arousal to facilitate entry into the vagina.  However she had not been permitted to show us pictures.  So it was most instructive to see this for myself.

The patient apologised for this reaction.

He looked and me and said, ‘I’m sorry Miss.  I can’t help it.’

His face went red and I found this very interesting, but I think I hid the fact so as not to embarrass him further.

Dr Makepeace explained that sexual arousal often occurs when a man stands naked in front of two ladies.  I had not known that.

Dr Makepeace explained to the patient that she had to examine his testicles for lumps and she took hold of each in turn and squeezed it.  The then demonstrated to the patient how to examine himself.  He was very embarrassed by this but it was very important for him to learn said Dr Makepeace.  It occurred to me tht it would be very valuable for my Human Biology exam if I learned the technique so I asked Dr Makepeace if she would teach me.

Dr Makepeace said the patient would not like that, but he said he would be happy for me to examine him.

The work experience course was proving very valuable for my education.  I squeezed each testicle in turn.  They felt very soft and sort of wobbly.  I had not expected that.  Although I squeezed hard I could not feel any lumps.  Dr Makepeace said not to squeeze too hard because testicles are very sensitive.  I looked at the patient’s face and he seemed to be trying hard to stop something happening, so perhaps I was squeezing too hard.  I apologised.

He said, ‘Sorry Miss.  That’s all right Miss.’

I continued examining carefully but Dr Makepeace said I had had enough practice.

Dr Makepeace said to the patient, ‘Hands and knees please.  I need to examine your prostate.’

Miss Robson has taught us about the prostate gland (not prostrate like some ignorant people say).  She says it is situated in front of the rectum (we are taught all the proper words) and provides the fluid for ejaculation.

Dr Makepeace explained to the patient that in order to examine his prostate she would need to insert her finger into his anal sphincter.  For this reason he had to adopt a hands and knees position to expose his anal sphincter. Miss Robson has taught us about the anal sphincter as it is an important structure in Human Biology, but she was not permitted to show us pictures.  She had not been happy when I had used a picture of an anal sphincter in my Human Biology assignment, especially when I explained the source if the picture.

So it was very instructive for me to be able to examine the anal sphincter of the patient closely.  I found this very interesting.  Dr Makepeace put on a glove and inserted her finger into the anal sphincter of the patient, rotating it in order to feel the prostate. This was very interesting, I had not known that doctors could feel the prostate by pushing their finger up the patient’s bottom.  I apologise for using the word ‘bottom’ but I could not think of a more medical way to say this.  I felt it would be very beneficial for my understanding of the prostate and its function to feel it myself and asked Dr Makepeace if this was possible. 

She said she could only permit this if the patient agreed.  The patient did agree.  She explained to me how to insert my finger.  It was very interesting as I could feel the anal sphincter contract as my finger entered.  I felt the prostate easily and could massage it easily.

Then a strange thing happened.  The patient seemed to convulse a little and a lot of fluid suddenly squirted out of his penis.  I thought I must have done something dreadful, but Dr Makepeace assured me that ejaculation was an occasional result of prostate massage. This was very informative for me, because although Miss Robson had taught us about ejaculation from the penis I had not understood what this meant.  Now that I had seen it I had a much better understanding.

The patient said, ‘I’m sorry Miss.  So sorry.’

I told him that he was not to worry and I had been very interested to observe the phenomenon.

Unfortunately his penis had become coated in a sticky fluid so Dr Makepeace instructed me to clean it using alcohol spray.  I washed and cleaned his penis and testicles thoroughly as instructed then returned to my receptionist duties.

The patient was very nervous about having his blood test done, and he asked me to hold his hand while the blood was being taken.  Dr Makepeace said this helped.

Mrs Simpson and the nurse arrived at 10.00am.  They had apparently been erroneously sent a message to arrive at that time.

I found the day’s work experience very interesting and feel that I learned a lot that would be of value in my Human Biology examination.

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Patient Feedback Form - Nurse Emma Whittle.  Thomas Longbottom

I feel anxious about my health and have a regular check up so I arranged a screening examination at The Clinic.  I am however very nervous of doctors, especially lady doctors as I find them very intimidating.  I was very pleased therefore to have the support of Nurse Emma.

Nurse Emma is a very self-assured young lady with an air of authority.  I was very nervous about asking a question about the questionnaire which was of a very personal natured and she answered with a degree of professionalism which was extremely reassuring. 

Nurse Emma explained to me that the doctor insisted I would need to be completely naked for the examination and that the doctor would carry out an examination of my private parts.

Nurse Emma warned me that the doctor was very rough with the examination of delicate parts and that I should insist on her presence to observe to ensure they were carried out properly.  I was very grateful for this advice. The doctor initially objected to this but fortunately I was able to insist.  Seeing that the doctor had carried out the examinations in a hurried fashion, Nurse Emma asked to do them herself.  Again I had to persuade the doctor to allow her to perform them.  Nurse Emma was much more thorough taking a long time over both examinations and performing them firmly and with purpose.  I must apologise to Nurse Emma for the unfortunate loss of control I experienced during this examination which Nurse Emma assured me was quite natural.  She was most solicitous in cleaning up the unfortunate result.

When carrying out initial height, weight and photographs of record she was extremely thorough and accurate, much more so than the doctor who seemed to want to rush things in a slapdash manner.

I have no hesitation in recommending Nurse Emma for permanent employment.

PS Perhaps someone can mention to nurse Emma that she should be careful to close the door when getting changed.

Level of satisfaction provided by Nurse Emma 10/10

Suggested alternative careers: Supplier of paid sexual services, artistic model.

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Work Experience Report - Emma Whittle.  Employer representative Dr K Makepeace.

As both receptionist and nurse had failed to turn up for the clinic and I was under great pressure to maintain performance records I felt it was reasonable to ask this young lady to assist in the clinic.  The result was not quite what I expected.  She had turned up in most unsuitable attire wearing a very short tight skirt and a white almost see through blouse.  I was therefore constrained to require her to change into the spare nurse uniform.

She turned out to be a very assertive girl with a rather bossy personality.  The first client was Mr Tom Longbottom a very nervous subject who regularly turns up for assessment and is very difficult to deal with. However she had him completely under her thrall almost from the beginning, getting into the changing room while he was undressed and persuading him to put the gown on back to front. She then persuaded him to remove the gown completely for the measurement of height and weight which is entirely unnecessary and then insisting on taking the photographs of record which as you may know requires the subject to be unclothed.

When it came to the intimate examinations, a part of the examination which Mr Longbottom insists on but is very nervous about undergoing, he absolutely insisted on her presence.  I was reluctant to agree to this but Mr Longbottom pointed out that he had a right to a chaperone of his choice and he had chosen Emma.  I felt that I had no option but to agree.  After I had performed the testicular examination Emma requested to be taught this.  I responded that this would require the express permission of the patient not thinking for one moment tht he would consent.  However not only did he consent, but he insisted.  It appeared to me that Emma had somehow persuaded him that this would be to his benefit.  This being the case I demonstrated to Emma how to perform the examination.  This she accomplished with a high degree of vigour and a firm enough grip to appear to cause Mr Longbottom some discomfort.  I had to stop her after five minutes in order to proceed to the next examination of the prostate.  Again it appeared that Emma had persuaded Mr Longbottom that she should learn the technique.  Again after inserting her finger she carried out the examination with such enthusiastic rhythmic thrusts that Mr Longbottom had an involuntary ejaculation.  He apologised profusely for this and Emma volunteered to clean his male appendage.  After this she was of great help with the blood test holding his hand throughout.

Assessment: A*

Suggested career opportunities:  Dominatrix, sex therapist.

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Work Experience report - Emma Whittle.  By Mary Simpson Mentor

I was very pleased to select this charming young lady to be my shadow at the clinic.  Unfortunately both the nurse and myself received an erroneous message from a Thelma M Wite, administrative assistant at the clinic, that the first patient had cancelled and we were not to arrive until ten o’clock.

Emma had had to cope on her own with the first patient.  She must have coped very well as the patient thanked her profusely as he left.

Emma proved very helpful in teaching me about the computer.  Once I had given her my password she showed me how to access all the patient information.  I had never been able to do that before.  She even accessed the ‘photographs of record’ which is normally accessible only to restricted medical staff.  These photographs were not perhaps suitable for a young lady but she assured me that it was valuable for her Human Biology assignment. 

Altogether a very competent young lady.

Assessment A*

Suggested career opportunities: Computer hacker, politician .

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Work Experience Report - Mrs M Robson (teacher)

Emma is a very forward and bossy young lady so I was not surprised at her work experience choice. However acting as a receptionist would be good experience for her.  I have experience of the clinic myself and they are very professional and thorough.  I trust she has forgotten the unfortunate incident in class.  I had not realised the source of the inappropriate picture she used.

Assessment - A 

Suggested Career Opportunities - pornographer 

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From:  Emma W [thelma.m.wite@outlook.com]

To: Dark Web Group

Success.  Accessed all medical files (had fun doing it!!!).  Downloaded all images with personal details (nudes, nudes, nudes!!!).

Auction begins tomorrow.

E

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From: Emma Whittle [emma.whittle@outlook.com]

To: Tracey 

You know how that bitch Robson.  The one that called me out in front of the whole class just because I put a picture of a bum hole in my essay.  

‘You can’t put a picture of an anus in an essay,’ she said.  It’s supposed to be Human Biology for goodness sake.  Are we supposed to pretend we haven’t got one!   

‘Unless it’s your own’. And then she put it up on the screen.  Showed the whole class my bum hole 

Well, I got picture of her.  And it’s going on her FB page tonight, so make sure everyone knows to look out for it.  I doubt it will be there long.