Stripped and Humiliated : Bare Bummed Robbery

Joe was driving along the open road on his way to a meeting. All was well with the world, and all looked even better when he saw the two girls standing there hitching a lift. Two girls in short shorts, bare midriffs and cropped tops! What better companions for the long drive to his appointment. He stopped to pick them up.

“Hi, thanks”, said the first girl, a rather shapely blonde with a big bust and long legs, in a broad Australian accent, “I’m Kylie, and this is Toni”

“With an ‘I’”, said the other girl, dark but apparently otherwise indistinguishable from the first.

“Where are you going?” asked Joe

“Anywhere you are”, said Kylie, Joe smiled to himself, this was going to be a fun trip.

They drove on for a few miles where Toni suddenly announced.

“I need a pee”, Joe was a bit taken aback by such directness, but he just nodded and said, “we can stop at the next town, it’s only a few miles”

“I need a pee now”, said Toni, and she pointed to a sign that announced ‘Beacon Hill Wood Picnic Area’, we can stop there, they’re sure to have some rest rooms”

Joe smiled at the strange American euphemism, “OK”, he said, and pulled in to the car park. It was a nice day and there were two or three families sitting round at picnic tables.

“Oh no”, said Toni, “there’s no rest rooms.

“Never mind”, said Kylie, “we can just nip into the wood and have a pee there”, and Toni nodded in agreement. Joe nodded as well and stood where he was.

“Well aren’t you coming with us?” said Tracy.

Joe shrugged his shoulders. Well he might as well have a stroll with them, and then they could go off and hide. But he wasn’t prepared for what happened next. He had been expecting the girls to go off and hide behind a bush, but when they were four hundred yards into the wood, Toni stopped and said, “Here should be OK”, and the two girls pulled down their shorts and knickers, squatted down beside the path and started to pee. Joe didn’t know where to look. He put his hands over his eyes and turned away. It was a bit of a shock.

“Oh dear”, said Tracy, “Have we embarrassed you. You’ve not seen a girl peeing before?”

“Er… no” said Joe

The girls laughed as they pulled up their panties and shorts.

“You don’t want a pee?” asked Carrie

“Well yes”, said Joe, he was dying for one, but he was wanting to go somewhere and hide. But now it seemed a bit prudish after the girls had peed in front of him.

“Go on then”, said Tracy, “we won’t be embarrassed.

Joe turned his back on the girls, pulled out his cock and tried to pee with the girls watching. Of course he couldn’t, not with girls watching.

Eventually he gave up and put his cock away.

“Come on”, said Toni, “let’s walk a bit further”, and she set off into the woods. It was a hot summer’s day and when they came to a clearing she said.

“Look, there’s a little lake over there, let’s go skinny dipping, last one in is a wuss, and she started pulling off her clothes and running towards the water.

She turned back

“Aren’t you coming in”, she said to Joe

Joe thought for a minute, skinny dipping with two girls. It seemed so daring, so naughty. Yes! He would do it.

“Right, yes”, he said

“Well come on then, get you things off. Now!”

Joe did as he was told, ripped his clothes off and waded into the water. It was cold and it turned out only to be about two feet deep... he turned round expectantly, excited by the idea of two naked girls joining him for a romp in the lake. What met his eyes though was something quite different. One was holding his clothes. The other was holding a camera pointing at him.

"Smile", she said, and Joe actually found himself inanely smiling as the camera clicked.

Then he realised that something wasn't right.

"What are you doing?” he asked.

"We're stealing your things", said Kylie

"Why?” asked Joe inanely

"Because we're thieves", replied Kylie, "it's quite simple really. We lure some simple guy into the woods, get him to take his clothes off - they always do it - steal his things, and leave him naked. He's not going to come after us stark naked. I mean we would just accuse him of lewd behaviour and scream for help."

"And the beauty of it is", added Toni, "We just take his cash so he doesn't have to report the crime or anything. And he's never going to report it voluntarily. I mean stand up in court and explain how he was stripped naked - just too embarrassing".

"And with his picture in the papers", said Kylie, waving the camera. She smiled to herself. It was a great scam. Most of it was bluff, but once you'd got a guy naked you could do anything with him, he'd be so embarrassed.

Joe realised they were right. He could never tell anyone about this. He cringed suddenly feeling very naked and vulnerable, trying to cover his penis with her hands.

"But how do I get back", he burbled, close to tears with the humiliation.

"Oh, don't worry. We'll leave your clothes in your car, with your things and the key in the ignition. As soon as everyone has gone home you, be able to get them back. I think most people will start packing up in about four hours. That'll give us plenty of time to get away"

She turned round and beckoning m to follow her set off back to the car park.

"do you think we should have told him we’d leave his clothes in the boot", said Toni

"Oh, let him find out for himself", said Kylie "more fun that way"

Back at the lake Joe realised They'd left him stark naked in the wood with his car in the car park at the picnic area. He crept back to the car park under cover of the bushes and peered out at it from behind a tree. There were still three groups of people sitting at the picnic tables.

He had only two options; waiting until everyone had gone home or walking across the crowded picnic area in the nude - completely in the nude - with everyone watching. The idea was unthinkable - or was it? If he tried running across, streaking as it were, somebody would chase after him; but this was England, inhabited by reticent English people, he had no doubt that if he just walked slowly and steadily, confidently even, through the picnic area to his car, people would be too reticent to do anything. They would be too embarrassed to take any action. They wouldn't be as embarrassed as him of course; he just had to make sure he didn't show it. But could he summon up the nerve, and it would take some nerve, that was the question? He realised with horror that he had no choice. He had to get to his meeting. He was going to have to do it. He knew he couldn't stop to think about it, he had to do it there and then.

So before he could change his mind he just stepped out into the open, with no clothes on, and started walking.

He heard a hush descend over the people, and knew all eyes would be fixed on him. It was so embarrassing, so humiliating, to have been made to walk in the nude through a crowd, knowing that every eye was fixed on his naked body. He had decided not to try and cover his naughty bits as being more natural, and it was important to be natural. So he knew that most eyes would be fixed on his penis. The urge to run was overwhelming, but he knew he couldn’t. He just had to walk slowly and steadily, trembling from head to foot with embarrassment, blushing scarlet at the shame of it, but getting nearer and nearer to his car.

A breeze blew over him and he felt it blow cold over his bare cock and balls. It made him feel very, very nude. The thought struck home 'I'm standing out here in the open with everybody looking at me completely in the nude!’ His legs were shaking so much with the humiliation of it he could hardly make them move. Finally when he was ten yards away he couldn't stand the suspense any more and he ran for the car. He couldn't see his clothes inside! He fumbled at the car door handle and finally yanked it open. He got in only to see that his running had broken the spell and people had started to move - coming for him.

The key was in the ignition as the girls had promised. He looked round; a group of people were advancing towards him. There was nothing for it. He quickly turned the key and with a lurch set off in the car. He was so relieved to get away it was a few minutes before he realised he was driving along the road in his car on a busy road in the nude. Where were his clothes? The girls had said they would leave them in the car but there was no sign of them. And what should he do now. He was still driving to his meeting and he was in the nude. Then girls had everything. His clothes, his wallet, his money, his phone. It wasn't so bad on the empty road, but there was a town coming up soon; what would he do then! He might get stuck at traffic lights. A loud bleep drew him out of his reverie. He looked down at the dashboard. His fuel warning light was flashing red - ten miles of fuel left! He tried crawling along hoping to reach somewhere where he might get some help. It was all in vain. Even the fuel gauge conspired against him. After three miles the car stuttered to a stop. He was stranded, naked, miles from anywhere. What choice did he have? Try and walk somewhere to get help? But in the nude? And where? In the end he decided he would just have to get it over with - try and wave down a passing motorist to get help. With a gulp he realised that this meant standing at the side of the road in the nude. He couldn't imagine how embarrassing it was going to be, but what else could he do?

There was nothing else for it. With trembling legs hr got out of the car and stood beside it waiting for the first vehicle to come along. All he could think about was that he was standing in the road for everyone to see completely in the nude, waving at on-coming traffic. He had little doubt that the first car would stop, and it did, tooting its horn as it did so. Joe opened his eyes to see girls waving out the back of the vehicle. He nearly collapsed with embarrassment.

"Do you want a lift?” shouted the girls in the car. They were young, slightly tipsy, thought Joe, and dressed in funny short skirts and fancy dress. Joe realised with some misgiving that they looked as if they were on their way to a hen party.

"What are you doing", spluttered the girl in the passenger seat barely able to contain herself' standing in the middle of the road bare bollock naked waving your cock at the girls."

Joe explained as best he could, and the girls collapsed in hysterical laughter.

"And what are you going to do now?"

"Well I thought if you took me into town, then I could get a taxi home and then I'd be able to go and reclaim my car."

"Where do you live?” Joe mentioned the town twenty miles away where he lived

“I know”, said the girl driver winding down the back window, “stick your bum out the window and we’ll take you back home”

“What? Why?” said Joe, not quite knowing which question to ask first

“What”, answered the girl, “you stick you bare bum out the window and in return I’ll drive you home, and why - because it will be fun to drive through town with a bare arse sticking out the window.”

Joe weighed up the alternatives. At least this would get him home, and he’d do anything to get himself home. There was no alternative really. He knelt on the back seat so that his bare bottom was visible through the open window.

“Stick it right out”, said the girl

Joe obeyed. The girl looked round in satisfaction. She was just coming into town and this was going to be fun. She honked her horn loudly. She had to make sure everybody noticed after all.